November 28, 2011 – 6:42 am
The universe had a different plan. I really wish the universe had consulted with me.
Posted in Observations, Rock Bottom Remainders
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Tagged bipolar eudoprosthesis, Coral Gables, Dave Barry, Doctors Hospital, Florida, hip fracture, hip surgery, Maya Angelou, Michelle Kaufmann, Sam Barry
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I decided to add a top-secret judging category: how much did any of the contestants actually care?
Well . . . you’ll have to wait just a bit longer. The judges are all in the bathroom throwing up. No, seriously, they’re deadlocked. . .
Since our total campaign budget was $500, and the bumper stickers cost $385, the burning question becomes “How should we spend the remaining $115?”
Me + 15 minutes + Dollar Store = redecorated living room.
Pretending you can’t hear is something every married person will agree is a useful skill now and then, but that’s not my great new idea.
March 16, 2011 – 11:17 am
I open my email to find hundreds of pitches touting the irresistible credentials of the latest parenting expert, pet food promoter, political maven, aging rock diva or in one memorable case, a low-flush toilet.
We want you to come to our gigs, to support live music, to make that trek across the bridge, or across the street, or across town, to hear us play.
January 18, 2011 – 12:43 pm
What happens at Girlfriend Weekend stays at Girlfriend Weekend. All except for the pie, which somehow made it home attached to my butt.
Posted in Music, Observations
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Tagged Amanda Cauley, Azalea Inn, Fannie Flagg, Girlfriend Weekend, Hamburger Store, Jamie Ford, Kathi Kamen Goldmark, Kathy Patrick, Mark Childress, Marshall Chapman, Pat Conroy, Pulpwood Queens, River Jordan, Sam Barry, Write That Book Already! The Tough Love You Need to Get Published Now
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December 6, 2010 – 12:46 pm
I am apparently quite entertaining on narcotics.
