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Category Archives: Observations

Unscheduled

November 28, 2011 – 6:42 am

The universe had a different plan. I really wish the universe had consulted with me.

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The Ugliest Thing in the World: We Have a Winner!

July 23, 2011 – 2:06 pm

I decided to add a top-secret judging category: how much did any of the contestants actually care?

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The Ugliest Thing in the World Contest Just Got Uglier

July 7, 2011 – 6:47 am

Well . . . you’ll have to wait just a bit longer. The judges are all in the bathroom throwing up. No, seriously, they’re deadlocked. . .

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The Ugliest Thing in the World

May 28, 2011 – 3:06 pm

Me + 15 minutes + Dollar Store = redecorated living room.

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Ear Plugs That Are Also Earrings!

April 10, 2011 – 2:46 pm

Pretending you can’t hear is something every married person will agree is a useful skill now and then, but that’s not my great new idea.

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Hope You Are Well

March 16, 2011 – 11:17 am

I open my email to find hundreds of pitches touting the irresistible credentials of the latest parenting expert, pet food promoter, political maven, aging rock diva or in one memorable case, a low-flush toilet.

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Glue Stick Nostalgia

March 10, 2011 – 3:07 pm

We want you to come to our gigs, to support live music, to make that trek across the bridge, or across the street, or across town, to hear us play.

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Queen for a Day

January 18, 2011 – 12:43 pm

What happens at Girlfriend Weekend stays at Girlfriend Weekend. All except for the pie, which somehow made it home attached to my butt.

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An “Awww” Button on Facebook

January 2, 2011 – 6:01 pm

There are many Facebook moments in which the “like” button is inappropriate. For these moments, I propose that Facebook offer the option of “Awww.”

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Apply Toast Directly to Incision

December 6, 2010 – 12:46 pm

I am apparently quite entertaining on narcotics.

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