As I’m sure you all know by now, my husband Sam Barry is running for mayor of San Francisco. Although campaign manager Shahram Shirazi is doing most of the heavy lifting, I have participated in two crucial elements of Sam’s campaign: green-lighting his bumper sticker design and itemizing the budget.
Since our total campaign budget was $500, and the bumper stickers cost $385, the burning question becomes “How should we spend the remaining $115?”
I have an idea. I think the future First Lady of San Francisco (me) will need a special-occasion wardrobe, including some show-off jewelry. A lovely bracelet would be nice. Tasteful but impressive, not too gaudy. If you have better ideas, please feel free to speak up. We are nothing if not accessible.
And meanwhile, if you would like a bumper sticker, send a stamped, self-address envelope to:
“Don’t Quit Your Day Job” Productions
236 West Portal Avenue
San Francisco, CA 94127-1423
We’ll send you one when we get around to it, as long as supplies last.