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The Ugliest Thing in the World: We Have a Winner!

I decided to add a top-secret judging category: how much did any of the contestants actually care?

The Ugliest Thing in the World Contest Just Got Uglier

Well . . . you’ll have to wait just a bit longer. The judges are all in the bathroom throwing up. No, seriously, they’re deadlocked. . .

The Ugliest Thing in the World

Me + 15 minutes + Dollar Store = redecorated living room.

Hope You Are Well

I open my email to find hundreds of pitches touting the irresistible credentials of the latest parenting expert, pet food promoter, political maven, aging rock diva or in one memorable case, a low-flush toilet.

Queen for a Day

What happens at Girlfriend Weekend stays at Girlfriend Weekend. All except for the pie, which somehow made it home attached to my butt.

Apply Toast Directly to Incision

I am apparently quite entertaining on narcotics.

Our Dirty Laundry

Is our shameful secret safely in the past?

“Shake & Bake” at the Senior Center

We love Alma Via for the apparently bottomless home-made-cookie buffet in the entrance hall; and last but certainly not least, because the folks at Alma Via love to party.

Dancing With the Star

We enter the gym and clumsily follow Yuichi’s lead as he puts us through our paces: One-two-step-together-step-slide, to recorded music from Chorus Line and other familiar shows.

Political Intrigue at Byram Hills High

I wonder: had there been an electoral college at Byram Hills High School when Sam ran for student council president, might he have won and gone on to become a corrupt political official under indictment today?

 

 

 

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