I will never be powerful or rich, and even if I was, I could never repay the miraculous gifts I have been given
Author Archives: author-enablers
The Weight
Water, Bullets, and Gold
In a number of significant ways, the movie Contagion reminded me of the Disneyland ride “The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh.”
A Challenge to San Francisco’s Other Mayoral Candidates
I challenge all the other San Francisco mayoral candidates to a harmonica duel.
Sam Barry: A Different Kind of Politician
Citizens of San Francisco, as your mayor, you can count on me to be up front about the fact that my only interest is getting elected and reelected.
Bay to Breakers
Bay to Breakers is under threat, just like everything else we cherish about America, including our Christian valuables.
The Religion Education Congress
Religion, education, Congress. These are not words generally associated with fun.
The New Food
I have been ordering the same three dinners: hamburgers, spaghetti and meatballs, and chicken fried rice–for decades.
Why Sam Barry Should Be the Next Mayor of San Francisco
When I am mayor, I promise to give harmonica lessons to the entire city on Civic Center Plaza.
Flying the “Friendly Skies” of United
A recording at United Airlines informed us that our conversation might be recorded for quality control (note to United: the quality stank).


Go to Your Guilty Place
Stop over-thinking it. It is your fault! You are a bad person!