The Daily Sam

Category Archives: Satire

How to Live a Great Life in One Easy Step

I am looking for a job. I’ve also been thinking about what it means to be a good person and live a good life.

Geriatric Batman

When superheroes get older, we slow down a little.

I Have Been to City Hall and I have Seen the Promised Land

In the waning days of the 2011 San Francisco mayoral campaign, I would like to offer some thoughtful words of wisdom.

Making Radio Waves

Emmy-winning radio personality and columnist Ben Fong-Torres trumpets Sam Barry’s candidacy.

A Challenge to San Francisco’s Other Mayoral Candidates

I challenge all the other San Francisco mayoral candidates to a harmonica duel.

The Political Crisis

Politicians and the importance of red and blue ties.

Sam Barry: A Different Kind of Politician

Citizens of San Francisco, as your mayor, you can count on me to be up front about the fact that my only interest is getting elected and reelected.

I Did Not Have Sexual Relations with That Jar of Peanut Butter

I am not here to deny things. I am here to deny things, and then come clean and to propose a plan for the future.

The Grammar Police

When I was young there were rules that everyone understood, such as “i” before “e,” except after “c,” except for February, which has 28 days.

How Bad Could He Be?

Who am I to run for mayor of San Francisco? I don’t even have a knuckle ball.

 

 

 

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