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When superheroes get older, we slow down a little.
In the waning days of the 2011 San Francisco mayoral campaign, I would like to offer some thoughtful words of wisdom.
Emmy-winning radio personality and columnist Ben Fong-Torres trumpets Sam Barry’s candidacy.
I challenge all the other San Francisco mayoral candidates to a harmonica duel.
Politicians and the importance of red and blue ties.
Citizens of San Francisco, as your mayor, you can count on me to be up front about the fact that my only interest is getting elected and reelected.
I am not here to deny things. I am here to deny things, and then come clean and to propose a plan for the future.
When I was young there were rules that everyone understood, such as “i” before “e,” except after “c,” except for February, which has 28 days.
Who am I to run for mayor of San Francisco? I don’t even have a knuckle ball.